Monday, October 14, 2013

Chores

   Spider.
   Meet Ruler.
   Swat!
   Shit!
   Swat! Swat! Swat!
   God, how I hate these--gaahh!
   Swat!
   Oh, thank Jesus it's dead.
   Egh.... Tissue!  I'll get a tissue.
   This is so gross.
   Wha--?!
   Oh, okay.  No guts on my finger.
   Still gonna bleach my hands with disinfectant though.
   Gah! So disgusting.
   "Doug!  I'm home.  Did you get the kids in bed?"
   "Yes, ma'am.  And I finished cleaning up around here too."

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