"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"...Really?..."
"Why not?" My long time friend just stared at me. As he took a deep breath and released a sigh, he looked down at my loafers and rubbed his temples.
Finally he asked, "Dude, what are you doing?"
I shrugged, "...You're not being very supportive."
"Chicks don't swoon over lines like those!"
"...It's worked before...."
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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