Good Morning, My Darling

   "AHHH!  Oh, God!  I'm hideous!"
   Servants rushed about searching for something--anything!--to quell the storm.
   "How can I ever be seen in public again?!"
   "Now, ma'am.  There is nothing wrong with your face or figure," reported Lady Felina's handmaiden.
   "Nothing?  Nothing!  Oh, everything is wrong!  My eyes are swollen and puffy, my skin blotchy, my hands cracked, and I'm bloated!"
   At the door, her Lord's strained smile tightened.